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A walk in the park

 

A man is walking through the park after dark, and hears a female voice from the bushes: “Psst ... twenty pounds !  Only twenty pounds !”

 

He thinks to himself, “I've never done this sort of thing before ... but I've got twenty pounds ... OK, I'll go for it”. He goes into the bush with his twenty pound note.

 

The ensuing rustling noises attract the attention of a passing policeman, who switches on his torch, and says (in the time-honoured fashion) “Ello ello ello, wot's going on here ?"

 

The man turns around and says “Good evening constable, I was making love to my wife.”

 

The policeman replies, “I'm sorry sir, I didn't realise she was your wife.”

 

The man replies, “Neither did I, until you switched your torch on !”