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Ask Granny

A little boy is staying with his grandmother for a few days. He's been playing outside with the other kids, and then he comes into the house, and says “Granny, what's it called when two people sleep in the same room, and one is on top of the other?”

Granny is a little taken aback, but she decides that he has to learn at some point. “It's called sex, darling.” The boy says “Thanks Granny”, and runs back outside to play.

A few minutes later he comes back in and says, “Granny, it's NOT called sex .... it's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mum wants a word with you.”