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Advert

 

A lady has had a few problems with unreliable boyfriends, and she decides to advertise.  She places an ad in the local paper: “Wanted - a good lover who won't run out on me”.  The ad goes in, and a few days later the doorbell rings.

 

She opens the door, to find a man on her doorstep.  He has no arms, and no legs.  “Hello”, he says, “I'm here in response to your advert.”

 

She says, “You must be joking !  You've got no arms, and no legs !”

 

The man says, “Well, your advert did specify that you wanted someone who wouldn't run out on you.”

 

She looks doubtfully at him, and says “Yes, but it also said that I was looking for a good lover.”

 

“That's right”, he replies, “and how do you suppose I rang the doorbell ?”